About Franklin

What to say about me? Hmm. Okay: Let's start with the fact that I'm pierced, tattooed, jaded, kinky, and polyamorous; I take pictures, spin fire, and dabble in electronics; and I've been known to blow up donuts.

I've been a computer hacker since the early 1970's, when I got my first TRS-80 Model I (and a 300 baud modem!).

THINGS I LIKE include thrash and industrial music, body piercing (standard answers: Both nipples and navel; because I like the aesthetics, why else would anyone decorate their body?; and yes, of COURSE it hurts, but not as much as you think); tattoos (standard answers: Yes, on the small of my back; the Japanese Kanji character meaning "chaos;" and yes, of COURSE it hurts, probably more than you think); Apple computers (one G4 Cube, one AGP G4, one MacBook, one MacPro, one iBook, one Apple Lisa, and one decked-out //C); role-playing games; antique computing machinery; cyberpunk, and chaos.

Religion and Philosophy

I'm an ordained reverend in the Church of the Subgenius, which means that I know that the only thing better than Divine Forgiveness is an Excuse. I am also a practicing Discordian, which means I like tossing the occasional golden apple into a banquet hall. If you don't know what any of that means, that's okay...just beware the Stark Fist of Removal.

On a more serious note, I am a transhumanist. I believe that the universe operates according to principles which are knowable, observable, and comprehensible; and that rational and analytical thought, combined with experimentation and empirical observation, are tools with which those fundamental principles can be understood. I believe that constantly challenging ideas, including these ideas, is a necessary and vital part of understanding the natural world, and that those who do not challenge their own ideas are fundamentally and fatally handicapped in their ability to progress.

Work and Play

I own a small graphic design, training, and consulting firm called Obsidian; and spend nights photographing people and things; writing shareware programs for the Macintosh; playing chess, pool, and Age of Empires; and occasionally taking the odd random dive out of a perfectly good airplane while it's flying.

Home Life

I am a BDSM switch (a who what? Visit my BDSM page if that doesn't make sense to you); I'm mostly dominant, but not always.

Want to know more? Read my online Web journal!


Name/Web link
Shelly: Friend, lover, and life partner; a surprising and welcome addition to my life.
Shara: Partner and friend, fellow geek, and owner of a funny T-shirt shop.
Eric: My archnemesis! A cool, smart, witty extropian who sees eye to eye with me in all ways save one: he's good and I'm evil.
Mike of the Smoosh: Extropian con-going geek science fiction gamer friend with a penchant for being kicked.
Jon Boynton: High-school friend from way, waaaaay back; now does Java programming for Web sites.
Timothy Muldoon: Old friend from way, way back; now living in Poughkeepsie. He and I used to get into a great deal of trouble together. Evidence suggests that fatherhood has mellowed him a bit...
Watts Martin: New College roommate; creator of the original Mythagoras magazine; writer (and a damn good one, too); fan of science fiction and funny animals.
Barry L. Kramer: Lehigh University friend, fellow computer hacker; enjoys blowing things up. Also runs the official Debbie Harry Web site.
Luke "Thumper" Stark: Long-time friend from Sarasota, now in Boston; amazing musician; HTML hacker; Linux guru; C programmer; likes to blow up donuts.
Kitty: Professional model, actress, photographic subject (there are pics of her in the Gallery), cappuccino lover, cybercat. This link goes to the Florida Models page.
Amy Jo: Neat world-travelling chick who's seen some of the scariest places the planet has to offer.
Kattaryna Breaux: World traveller and exceptionally talented photographer, who's already forgotten more about the art than I'm ever likely to know. Kattaryna left us in June of 2004. Rest in peace.
Vijay Venkatesh: Online friend in India; Macaholic

This list is far from exhaustive! Many of my friends still don't have Web pages, hard as that may be to believe.


A Toast to Absent Friends
The people who have been significant to me, and who have over the years drifted away to wherever their lives have led them. I may not know where you are, but I still remember you: Heidi Hoffman, Heidi Hessler, Carey Dolan, Jon Smith, Tracey Summerall, Tracy Schwartz, Dave Staples, Cindy Carr, Keith Lutz.

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