You are invited to a party on Saturday,
March 20, 2004, to help celebrate Franklin's birthday! The event will offer a peek into
Man's dystopian future, so come
prepared...

If you're reading this, you're invited to a glimpse into mankind's future at the home of Franklin, Shelly, and Kelly, on March 20, 2004. Events begin at 7 PM and will extend far into the night.

- This party is open invitation. Any adult human, augmented human, human hybrid, or cybernetic organism is welcome. Bring a friend or three.

Note: Machine intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 501(c)(3), and bio-mechanical intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 507(b), are welcome provided they are accompanied by a human chaperone and they have a valid Turing Registry ID number. 507(b) entities must also have current CDC certification that the organic component of the entity is non-infectious.

- Feel free to bring food, drinks, or whatever else you may want or need.

- Dress for the end of the world, or the S&M club scene from The Matrix--pretty much the same thing anyway.

- To prevent a repeat of last year's incident, NO PROJECTILE WEAPONS OVER .75 CALIBER AND NO ENERGY WEAPONS WITH A PULSE ENERGY DENSITY GREATER THAN 120,000 JOULES WILL BE PERMITTED.

- The house is a Class "C" nanohazard area, owing to an unfortunate accident with some self-replicators. Standard nanohazard quarantine and decontamination protocols will be in effect. We don't want any of the little buggers getting out...

- A St. Andrew's Cross will be available, but please BYOF (bring your own flogger). If you don't have a flogger, we might be able to provide one. If you don't know what a flogger is, don't sweat it.

- Alcohol will be provided. Other toxic organic solvents will be served only if you make special arrangements beforehand. Anyone wishing to bring beverages, additional alcohol, or snacks, please do!

- There will be door prizes.

- Anyone attempting to gain admittance using falsified biometric information is subject to termination. Disposal will be charged to the offender's acount.

The address is 9862 Morris Glen Way, in north Tampa, just off Morris Bridge Road between Fowler and Busch.

From I-275: Take the Busch Blvd exit and head east, almost all the way to I-75. Once you cross 56th street, Busch changes names several times. Turn left at Morris Bridge Road, then turn left into the Bridgeford Oaks subdivision. Turn right at the stop sign; you're looking for a gray 2-story house on the right.

From I-75: Take the Fowler exit and head west, then take the first left onto Morris Bridge Road, just off the interstate. Go around several curves and turn right into Bridgeford Oaks subdivision. Turn right at the stop sign; you're looking for a gray 2-story house on the right.

For more information, please email me, or call at 813-833-6079. This page will be updated as further data become available.