The Complete FAQ: How to Secure Windows XP
FAQ Guide to Securing Windws XP


This page is intended to be the most comprehensive, thoroughly-researched FAQ on the Web about securing Windows XP. We hope that this page will answer all your questions about Windows security, and help act as a valuable resource in getting the most out of Windows.

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Q. How can I secure Windows XP?
A. You can't.

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