Observations and thoughts on the nature of life |
"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters."
--Genghis Khan
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The Rules
Covering Your Tracks: Everybody notices youre hogging all the pizza if you dont eat the pizza crusts. Making a Living: If you make your money by mugging people, you better account for the occasional victim who isnt a pacifist. Planning: If you leave banana peels lying around on the floor, sooner or later someone is going to end up flat on his ass. Contingencies: You cant pull a rabbit out of your hat unless you have first put a rabbit into your hat. |
"Later, he was to decide that Andrew's life had been fractally weird. That is, you could take any small piece of it and examine it in detail and it, in and of itself, would turn out to be just as complicated and weird as the whole thing in its entirety."
Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon |
True Story
Id never met any of these people before. We were there in the blistering heat of a New Jersey afternoon to sort out the affairs of our dysfunctional extended family. She was seventeen, the cousin I didnt know I had. "Come meet your cousin Franklin!" the aunt I didnt know called. |
Atmosphere
It surprises me that Ive never been shot stabbed mugged beaten anally raped tortured maimed stalked threatened terrorized run over by a drunk driver pushed off a building taken hostage contracted cancer wrongly convicted mistaken for a pedophile cuckolded had my children kidnapped my home invaded my car stolen. I watch the news; what the hell is wrong with me? Rick Taylor |
Mediascape
"The sea urchin quill is not arrogant at all." "Love is a contact sport." FTD ad "Whatever happened to the separation of church and hate?" Dennis Miller "Life itself should come with a money-back guarantee. If not completely satisfied, return unused portion for a full refund." "Its a big universe. Some parts of it are talking monkey work." |
XEROs List of Grocery Lists
(Hey, kids, can you tell what each of these grocery lists says about the person who compiled it?) Coffee, Coca-Cola, M&Ms, Gas Beef Jerky, Big Gulps, Cigarettes, Snickers bars Roast Beef, Candy Corn, Light Bulbs, Paste French Fries, Applejacks, TV Guide, Bleach Candles, Muscle Zines, Pepperoni, Beer Incense, Hershey Bars, Skim Milk, Cheese Paddle Ball, Motor Oil, Nail Clippers, Chaw Ice Cream, Odor Eaters, Cortizone, Potato Chips Sominex, Chlorine, Raquet Balls, Dice Egg Beaters, Matzo, Slim Fast, Hamburger Buns |
True Story #2
At the stairs a nose-pierced man demanded my three dollars. In return he gave me paper jewelry and welcomed me to the castle. In my ascendence flashing lights and volume pushed the limits of my senses. At the peak, my vision came in a black dress and tattooed arms. She moved like fury. Her hair, a black fire coursing down her back; her arms like that of a magus throwing spells both wicked and alluring. Her sisters danced around her like candles praying to a bonfire, and the images on the walls played movies of ancient Rome. And I watched her with my eyes both hungry and furious. And I gobbled down my drink, thinking it was her. And when I finished with a mouth full of ice and cold water on my hands, she was gone. |
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