"Drink Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and you can end up sandwiched between the two hottest chicks in the club!" The hint of possible future girl-on-girl action to come is a nice touch, too.
Come to think of it, the last two times I ended up sandwiched between two or three hot bisexual chicks at a nightclub, there were people in that very same club giving away free Captain Morgan's shooters and Captain Morgan's swag. So who knows?